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Historias en medio de ningun lado de Noel

jueves, 28 de mayo de 2009

























Navegando en el diario que Noel va escribiendo mientras está de gira, me encontré con esto y la verdad no paré de reirme...

Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning.

What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually.

Journalist: Hello, Noel?
NG: Hello.
Jnlst: Shall we begin?
NG: Vamos!
Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened?
NG: ?? 'Scuse me?
Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey?
NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"?
Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him?

HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he?

We continue...

NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes?
Jnlst: As you wish.
NG: Ok. Fire at will.
Jnlst: Sorry?
NG: Never mind, just get on with it!
Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock?

Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless...

NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY?
Jnlst: Of course.

SEX TURKEY!

NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey?
Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant?
NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up.
Jnlst: But you never answer my question!!
NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye.

In a bit.

GD.

6 niños perdidos dicen:

Rocío dijo...

simplemente increíble!

cuando la gente pronuncia tan mal el inglés me da mucha lástima, posta. Terrible.

Noel, te amamos!

·gab.· dijo...

jajajajjajaja
veri gud mai frénd :)

... dijo...

jajajaj... this looks like one of my freaky conversations!


Besos Lean

berenice dijo...

oh shea.

me encantó lo amé,

es muy bueno para ejemplificar mil cosas en mi clase de phonology/phonetics.

che, como es y dónde es que estuviste urgando los diarios de Noel ? yo quiero !

Damian! dijo...

Algunos lo entendemos, a otros nos cuesta pero tampoco la pavada, para algo se estudia!
Saludos queridisimo!

Sofia Barlocco [Pony] dijo...

jajajjajja genial!
igual Zak Starkey suena igual q sex turkey jajajja